So I'm at walmart with my boss and we are looking for sprinklers for water play. We found the regular garden sprinklers but can't find the fun kid ones. So she asks a friendly associate. Maria waves her hands very expressively and says "what is a sprinkler?" Her accent reminded me of agador spartacus from the birdcage. So my boss told her what a sprinkler looks like and she nodded and said she had seen one in the flyer. Off she went to ask someone else where they were...
"Garden department!"
We asked in the garden department...
"Toys!"
Thanks for playing walmart roulette.
We're going to target.